Scrubs Transcripts
SCRUBS
6x01: My Mirror Image
Original Airdate: 11/30/2006
Written by: Tim Hobert
Directed by: John Inwood
Transcribed exclusively for TVTDB.com
INT. PERRY AND JORDAN'S APARTMENT
(Perry walks into the living room, sits down and starts reading the newspaper. Jordan snatches the newspaper from him.)
JORDAN: Welcome home, Perry. Here's the new programme. You occasionally lift a finger helping with Jack, and I'm gonna try to keep from hating the unborn baby in my belly that's made my ass so big I can't fit the whole thing on a toilet when I pee eight hundred times a day.
(Perry begins feeding his son Jack spaghetti.)
PERRY: You love spaghetti. You had some just last night, didn't ya?
JACK: No I didn't!
PERRY: Jordan, the boy's lying to me.
JORDAN: Oh Perry, nobody likes a tattle-tale.
JACK: Nobody does Perry!
(A large amount of spaghetti hits Perry's face, thrown by Jack.)
(Cut to: later. Perry is putting Jack to bed.)
PERRY: All right Champ, just in case you get hungry later on...
(A large amount of spaghetti falls onto Jack. Perry laughs.)
INT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL
(Turk is playing with his cell phone.)
TURK: Yo Elliot, what's your ringtone?
ELLIOT: Jesus Take The Wheel, by Carrie Underwood.
TODD: I'm carrying underwood right now. See that's funny because it's true. (Todd lifts his hand, waiting for a high-five. Elliot doesn't move.) Please?
(Elliot gives Todd a high-five. Todd walks away.)
ELLIOT: But that's all you get for the rest of the year Todd.
TURK: I'm downloading N*SYNC's Bye Bye Bye. When that bad boy starts a-jumping, I defy anyone not to shake their butt to it! I'm bringing it back.
ELLIOT: Just like you brought back Pop Rocks?
TURK: Teddy boy!
(The camera pans over to Ted, who opens his mouth which is filled with Pop Rocks and making a loud fizzing noise.)
ELLOT: Yeah well you're not as big a trend setter as you think you are. Right Keith? (Keith opens his mouth, which is also full of Pop Rocks.) Oh...
JD VOICEOVER: As for me, I spent my free time getting co-workers I just met pregnant.
INT. KIM'S APARTMENT
JD: You're pregnant? (Kim nods her head.) Are you sure?
(Kim shows JD ten different pregnancy tests.)
KIM: I'm pretty sure.
JD: Uh, Kim I'm not really sure how to phrase this, so I'm just gonna dive right in... Have there been other penises?
KIM: It's yours JD.
JD: Cool.
KIM: Are you OK?
(JD screams inside his head.)
JD: Yeah. I don't think I've ever seen the inside of your apartment before.
KIM: Said the father of my unborn child? (JD looks at her.) That was a joke... Oh come on! No laugh from a guy who when he orders a coffee says "Thanks a latte"?
JD: Well that's different Kim, that's hilarious. This is life changing.
KIM: We're gonna get through this.
JD: You know what else is pretty classic? When the coffee guy asks for money, you say "Sorry, my wallet's in my other pair of Mochachinos". That always gets 'em.
(Kim's pager beeps.)
KIM: Damn it. I have to go to the hospital.
JD: Scone is also a funny word, but I don't like them. I prefer croissants.
KIM: You're clearly freaking out, so... um, you need to promise me that you're going to find somebody to talk to about this while I'm gone.
JD: Please, I'll be fine. You be careful! You're walking for two! (Kim leaves the apartment. JD pulls his cell phone out of his pocket.) Call... Turk...
(Cut to: Sacred Heart hospital. Everyone in the hospital reception area is dancing to Turk's ringtone: N*SYNC's Bye Bye Bye.)
ELLIOT: You like Turk?
TURK: Hell yeah!
(Kelso walks into the reception area.)
KELSO: All right! All right! Now listen! This is a hospital, not a discotheque. Turn that damn thing off.
(Cut back to JD.)
JD: Come on buddy. Please pick up.
(Cut back to the hospital. Kelso has started dancing.)
KELSO: This is pretty catchy.
(The ringtone stops. Everyone groans. JD has hung up. Cut back to JD.)
JD: No problem, I'll just go chill at my deck with a little Lino.
(Cut to: JD's deck. JD is sitting on a reclined chair, drinking wine. On his deck, twenty or so men are dancing to ABBA's Dancing Queen.)
JD VOICEOVER: Unfortunately it was still a hang-out spot for gay seniors.
JD: All right, that is enough! I have seen Les Mis' over a thousand times, so I have nothing against giant queens per se, all right? In fact my life would be a whole lot easier if I was married to one of you guys. Excuse me.
(JD faints.)
MAN: You heard him girls. Let's roll.
(Cut to: A group of Cabriolets are driving down the freeway. JD is asleep in the back of one of them. OK Go's "Here It Goes Again" is playing in the background. The cars arrive in Las Vegas. Cut to: A church. JD is still passed out, leaning on the shoulder of a man. An Elvis impersonator is marrying them. JD wakes up, screams and runs out of the church. All of the men in the church run after him. JD opens a door marked "STAGE DOOR" and hides inside. He runs onto the stage of a Blue Man Group concert. The Blue Men spray him with blue paint. Seven security guards run on stage and pounce on JD, knocking him to the ground.)
INT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL
(Turks cell phone is ringing. Hospital staff are dancing along with the ringtone.)
TURK: Hold up! Hold up, hold up. (Turk looks at the screen of his phone.) Las Vegas Police Department. (He answers his phone.) Hello?
(Cut to: Las Vegas Police Department. JD and Turk walk out of the police department. JD is still covered in paint.)
JD: Why didn't you answer your phone when I called you?
TURK: I was dancin'.
JD: Ohh! Wait, let me hear it.
(Turk plays JD his ringtone.)
OPENING THEME
INT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL
(Kim is talking to JD on her cell phone. JD is in front of the hospital entrance.)
KIM: Well look I'm in surgery all morning, but we can met for lunch. Talk this through then, OK? Hello? JD, this is a really bad connection.
JD: Ted, please! (The camera pans over to Ted, who has a large amount of Pop Rocks fizzing in his mouth. Ted closes his mouth. The noise doesn't stop.) Ted! (Ted blocks his nostrils with his fingers. The noise stops.) OK I'll see you at lunch.
(JD turns around to walk back into the hospital. He walks into the Janitor.)
JANITOR: Hey M-Jambo, this here is a new flagpole. Why don't you show old Gloria a little respect and snap off a salute?
(The camera pans out to reveal an empty flagpole.)
JD: There's no flag up there.
JANITOR: We're at war, my friend. All American flags are on back-order. What do you want me to do in the meantime? Run a pirate flag up there? Maybe turn the whole building into a pirate ship? I could put a captain's wheel up on the roof. Catch a parrot somehow. Flap on an eye patch. Go to work with a caulk-gun. Seal her up, make her tight. I can take her out to sea.
JD: Are you insane?
JANITOR: No. I'm a pirate.
JD: Whatever. I... I'm not saluting a pole.
(JD walks away.)
JANITOR: And so it begins. Again.
INT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL - CAFETERIA
(JD is sat at a table with Perry, Turk, Carla and Elliot.)
JD: My life is over.
PERRY: Oh, come on! You gotta focus on the positives. For instance, the medical miracle that is one woman actually impregnating another woman. Sha-daisy!
TURK: Coincidentally, I have a cousin named Shadaisy.
(JD walks away.)
PERRY (incredulously): What?
CARLA: JD needs us right now, OK? So this is what we're going to do. Doctor Cox, you're backing off. Elliot, you go talk to him.
ELLIOT (angry): Can't wait to talk to JD. Maybe we can chat about how everyone in this freakin' hospital other than me is having a baby. (Pointing to Turk, then Carla, then Perry.) I mean seriously, having a baby, having a baby, having a second baby. (Shouting over to a nurse at the other side o the cafeteria.) Oh, having her husband's best friend's baby. That's right Mona, everyone knows! (The nurse gets up and leaves the cafeteria. A doctor sitting at another table looks over at Elliot.)) What are you looking at, Doctor Beardface? You want a kid? 'Cause I swear to God I will mount you right now!
DOCTOR: It's Beardfacé, damn it!
INT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL - NURSES' STATION
(A group of interns are gathered at the nurses' station. Perry walks over to them, angry.)
PERRY: Gather round dumb new interns who just paged me. Quick question: what does this outfit tell you?
(Perry points to his sweat-soaked T-shirt. Kelso walks past Perry.)
KELSO: You are entering a Joe Piscopo look-alike contest?
PERRY: It means that I was just working out, which incidentally is the last remaining activity I have in my adult life that qualifies as me time. Other activities recently crossed off of that list include my morning dump and all showers. You see my dear son Jack has decided that those are team sports. However, I'm here, and I'm totally psyched to hear whatever the superdi-dopper reason is that you paged me.
(A nervous intern steps forward.)
INTERN: Mr White's chart said to remove his eight stitches, but we counted nine. Should we leave one?
PERRY: That's it. Every single on if you is going to run laps around the hallways until I say stop. (The interns laugh.) Think I'm kidding? Ja! Ja! Ja, ja, ja!
(The interns start running. Jordan walks over to Perry.)
JORDAN: Perry, what the hell? I just got a call from Jack's school. Apparently they served spaghetti for lunch so he had some sort of Vietnam flashback. We're having a second baby. You need to deal with your anger issues.
PERRY: I don't have any anger issues.
(One of the interns runs over to Perry, breathing heavily.)
INTERN: Hey Doctor Cox... I'm sorry... but my asthma... is really... starting... to...
PERRY (screaming): Get out of here!
JORDAN: Seriously?
INT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL
(A patient in a wheelchair, Mr. O'Neil, is wheeled over to the Janitor, who is writing down notes on a pad.)
MR. O'NEIL: What are you working on, young man?
JANITOR: New ways to torture that guy. (The camera cuts to the Janitor's perspective. "NEW WAYS TO TORTURE THAT GUY" is writing on his pad, with a large arrow pointing upwards. The Janitor moves the pad so that the arrow points to JD as he walks around the room.) See?
(JD walks over to a patient's bed.)
JD: Mrs. Zebe, I know that we were hoping that the pain around your areola was simplemasitisis. But it turns out that it's breast cancer.
MRS. ZEBE: I can't believe that this is happening to me.
JD: Trust me, I know what you're going through. Just yesterday, I found out that my girlfriend...
(Turk walks over to JD.)
TURK: Excuse us.
(Turk pulls JD away from the patient's bed.)
TURK: Dude please tell me that you're not comparing getting cancer to knocking up your girlfriend.
JD: I was trying to.
TURK: You can't pawn your personal stuff off on your patients.
JD: What about you and the motorcycle accident guy?
(Cut to: Turk is standing by a heavily injured patient's bed.)
TURK: So get this: my pregnant wife has decided that it's OK to steal my pillow in the middle of the night and sleep with it in between her legs.
PATIENT: When am I going in to surgery?
TURK: Oh we can't start the surgery until the troopers find your foot.
(Cut back to: Turk and JD.)
TURK: That was different. He said "What's up?".
INT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL - NURSES' STATION
(The intern's are still running laps around the hospital. Carla and Perry are sitting at the nurses station.)
PERRY: Hardly seems like much of a punishment for the kid from Kenya. I mean for God's sake he could run all day.
CARLA: You know maybe Jordan's right. Maybe it's time you start dealing with your anger issues.
PERRY: Carla, for something to be an issue, it needs to cause a problem. I mean honestly, aside from having to - by law - remain thirty feet away from a certain telemarketer who I visited while he was eating his dinner, I don't see the downside.
(Cut to: a patients room.)
CARLA: Mr. Slydell here is suffering from peptic ulcer disease and hypertension. Two conditions you often see in very angry people.
PERRY: Well now, you don't know that this gentleman is angry...
(Mr Slydell is fiddling with a remote control.)
MR. SLYDELL (screaming): Damn it! Why won't this TV go on?
(Mr. Slydell throws the remote into the wall.)
CARLA: That was the bed remote.
INT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL - HALLLWAYS
(Keith and Ted are walking through the hospital.)
KEITH: Ted, I got the Cola. Did you get the Pop Rocks?
TED: No, the vending machine was out so I went to the generic store and got some Fizzy Pebbles.
KEITH: You sure we should do this?
TED: I'm sick of legends and hear-say Keith, I have to know!
(Ted and Keith walk into a room adjacent to the nurses' station. The interns are running past the nurses' station.)
JANITOR (to the interns): No scuffing. No scuffing! (to Mr. O'Neil) OK, what if I get a sex change operation, and I trick him into marrying me.
MR. O'NEIL: Well if it doesn't work, you'll just be an older... fairly ugly janitor woman.
JANITOR: That's true.
MR. O'NEIL: You know, you and I are quite a bit alike. I spent most of my life trying to become a lawyer. I could never get my Juridist Doctorate.
JANITOR: How does that make us alike?
MR. O'NEIL: Oh, I spent years trying to get that damn JD.
(An explosion can be heard. Ted and Keith whoop with excitement. The camera pans over to the room they were in. The door is covered with Cola. The Janitor turns around and looks over at them.)
JANITOR (sarcastic): Hey... that'll be fun to clean up.
INT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL
(JD is at the nurses' station, talking with Carla, Turk and Elliot.)
JD: You know what's so messed up about this whole baby thing? I mean, I feel like I'm drowning... and it hasn't even fazed Kim.
(Cut to: Kim is in surgery. She is crying. The song "Funky Cold Medina" by Tone Loc is playing in the background.)
KIM: Ok... let's, uh, close her up.
NURSE: Doctor Briggs, why are you crying?
KIM: This song always gets me. My brother was killed by a funky cold medina.
(Cut back to: JD.)
CARLA: I'm sorry JD, but you knew that this could happen when you had sex.
JD: I have to tell you guys something, but you have to promise not to laugh, OK?
CARLA: Oh no, absolutely.
TURK: I'll try.
ELLIOT: Sure.
JD: OK, um... the night of said conception, uh, Kim and I nuded up and, um, the dirty talk began and I got a little over excited.
TURK (with bizarre accent): Ooohhh! She like-a tha dirty talk?
JD: No, I do. I find it gets the ladies going, but I occasionally get wrapped up in it myself, especially when I use some of my different voices.
ELLIOT: He does.
JD: Anywho, there was some unexpected friendly fire and, uh, even though I never got a chance to enter the village, uh, there was an air strike on one of the outlying regions... (Turk starts laughing. Carla pulls his ear.) Anyway I spoke to the gals up in OBG and they said it's not uncommon for a woman to get pregnant... even if there was no actual penetration.
(Turk, Carla and Elliot are struggling not to laugh.)
TURK: What you're trying to tell us, is that... you...haven't actually had sex with her?
JD: No, I didn't have a condom. And, uh, we decided not to have sex because... here's the kicker... I didn't wanna get her pregnant.
(Turk, Carla and JD burst out laughing.)
JD VOICEOVER: As I thought about Mrs. Zebe and I had gotten such a raw deal, I realised how easy it was for doctors to see themselves in their patients. Whether it's in the choices they've made in their life...
(Cut to: Perry is standing at Mr. Slydell's bedside.)
MR. SLYDELL: My anger not only cost me my health, it also cost me my job, my marriage. It cost me damn near everything.
PERRY (emotionally): You're killing me.
JD VOICEOVER: Or the choices they didn't make...
(Cut to: Mr. O'Neil and the Janitor at the nurses' station.)
MR. O'NEIL: I was so obsessed with getting my J.D. that I never did the things I really wanted to do. Start a family. See the world.
JANITOR: Punch a whale?
MR. O'NEIL: Nah, I punched a whale. Right in the face. Down he went, like Liston.
(Cut to: JD is standing at Mrs. Zebe's bedside. Kim walks up behind him.)
JD VOICEOVER: Either way, it forces you to face you problems head on.
KIM: There you are. You ready to grab some lunch so that we can talk?
JD VOICEOVER: Or not.
JD: You know what Kim, I don't think I can handle this right now.
(JD walks away.)
KIM: Oh, OK, yeah... Great...
EXT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL - EAST WING ENTRANCE
(Turk is driving his car past the hospital entrance. JD is in the passenger seat. Turk sees Kim leave the hospital.)
TURK: Heads up.
(JD ducks and hides below his seat. Turk pulls up beside Kim.)
KIM: Hey.
TURK: Hey!
KIM: You seen JD?
(Turk looks down at JD. JD shakes his head.)
TURK: I have not.
KIM: Any idea where he is?
(Turk looks down at JD. JD makes signals with his hands.)
TURK: Teaching CPR to underprivileged youth at Lincoln middle school on Eighteenth Street.
JD VOICEOVER: I can't believe he got that. We are so ready for that charades tournament on Saturday.
KIM: Come on, Turk. Where is he?
TURK (slowly): You know, Kim, I'm sorry but I really have no idea.
(Turk points to where JD is hiding.)
JD VOICEOVER: Traitor!
(JD pushes his head against the acceleration pedal. The car accelerates away from Kim.)
INT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL
(Elliot is playing a game with the interns. Perry enters.)
PERRY: Why haven't any of you placed a pulmonary artery cath on this guy?
(Elliot takes Perry to one side.)
ELLIOT: Hey, let's try to use our inside voice around the interns. We don't wanna scare them.
PERRY: What new kind of crazy is this?
CARLA: Oh Elliot snapped a little and decided the interns were her babies.
ELLIOT (to an intern): Oops Jackie! Somebody's got a little smudgie on his face. (Elliot rubs her thumb against the intern's cheek.) There you go.
PERRY: As long as it gets done.
(Perry walks away. Carla follows him.)
CARLA: Why doesn't Elliot have a freshly ripped new one right now?
PERRY: I'm not freshly ripping anybody anything anymore. I am done with anger.
(Perry and Carla arrive at the nurses' station, where Jordan is sat.)
JORDAN: Oh, is that gonna be like the time you quit drinking? 'Cause that was the longest twenty minutes of my life.
PERRY: Your sarcasm is wasted on me, you giant pregnant piece. (waving his hands in front of his face) This is an anger-free zone. There's no anger here. (Perry turns around and walks straight into the counter of the nurses' station. He begins to laugh, visibly in pain.) Counter! Hahaha!
INT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL
(The Janitor is cleaning a window with a spray gun filled with blue liquid. As Kelso walks past ,the Janitor sprays some of the liquid into his mouth.)
JANITOR: I filled it with blue Gatorade. I just do that to freak people out.
KELSO: Scintillating.
(Kelso tries to walk away. The Janitor holds him back by pressing a cloth against his face.)
JANITOR: Hey, since we're small talking let me... let me ask you a question. Do you have any... regrets about the way you've lived your life? Because I think I do.
KELSO: You've never been to Paris and cleaned a French toilet, huh?
JANITOR: Oh, good one! No, that's not it. Come on, be straight with me. Do you think I'm wasting my life?
KELSO: Let's cut to the chase Freakshow. If you're a forty-four year old man wearing a jumpsuit and you are not climbing into the cockpit of a rocket ship, chances are you've made a lot of wrong turns along the way. Good talk.
(Kelso walks away. The Janitor sprays more of the liquid into his mouth.)
INT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL - HALLWAYS
(Turk and JD are walking through the hospital hallways.)
TURK: Dude what the hell am I supposed to tell Kim when she asks why I drove off like that?
JD: Tell her you hate white chicks. And then when she says "No you don't" you say "I mean White Chicks the movie. Not a fan of those Wayans brothers". Then she'll laugh, and forget why she was mad at you.
TURK: You're right, that'll work. But still, you need to man-up and talk to her.
JD: You have no idea what I'm going through.
TURK: Really, because the last time I checked I was having a kid, too.
JD: Yeah, that you planned. With your wife. Whose middle name you know.
(Turk makes a face indicating he doesn't know Carla's middle name.)
JD: It's Juanita, Turk. Carla's middle name is Juanita.
TURK: I knew it was something Puerto Rican.
JD: What if Kim and I don't end up together? OK? I already have enough trouble meeting girls. Can you imagine it now? "Hey, how you doing? I'm JD. (mimicking holding up a baby) And this little bugger right here already hates you for not being his real mommy." You wanna get freaky? I'm apparently very fertile! My life has changed forever. You wanna be like everybody else and say "everything's gonna be just fine"?
TURK: Dude, I'm your best friend, I'll tell you whatever you want me to.
(JD walks away.)
INT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL - STAFF ROOM
(Elliot is working on her laptop. Perry walks over to her.)
PERRY: Say Barbie, have you seen any of the interns around?
ELLIOT: Yeah. They did so well at rounds I'm just letting them watch a show.
(Perry turns around to see all of the interns watching television.)
PERRY: Oh. Hi... interns.
INTERNS (without turning around): Hi.
PERRY: Look, you pretty obviously have short-circuited, because the odds of you ever actually having a baby are roughly on a par with me finding the Loch Ness monster in my bathtub.
(One of the interns turns around.)
INTERN: Shh. I can't hear the TV.
(Cut to: outside the hospital, Jordan is sitting on a bench reading a magazine. A television falls out of the sky and smashes into the ground next to her. She looks up and sees Perry at a window a couple of stories up.)
PERRY: Hi honey!
(Cut back to: the staff room.)
PERRY: Hiah! Go on! Get outta here! Come on, heel toe! Get outta here!
(All of the interns rush out of the room. Carla walks over to Perry.)
PERRY: Don't even say a word.
CARLA: Mr. Slydell's ulcer perforated and he bled out. He's dead.
(Perry walks out of the room. Turk enters the room.)
TURK: If it isn't my beautiful bride Carla Juanita Espinosa.
CARLA: Juanita? You think my middle name is "Juanita"?
TURK: I am going to kill JD.
INT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL - NURSES' STATION
(Kelso walks over to JD.)
KELSO: Uh, doctor Dorian look, this is a bit awkward but as Chief of Medicine I feel obligated to ask you about your relationship with doctor Briggs. Was she naughty? I bet she's a hellcat.
JD: Get help, sir.
KELSO: Never mind. (pointing to his head) It's better up here.
LAVERNE: Mrs. Zebe's CAT scan came back.
(Laverne hands JD Mrs. Zebe's chart. JD looks through it.)
JD VOICEOVER: Oh man, this just sucks.
(JD walks over to Mrs. Zebe's bed, with Audioslave's "Be Yourself" playing in the background.)
JD: Mrs. Zebe, unfortunately the cancer isn't localised just to your breasts. We're gonna have to start chemo right away.
JD VOICEOVER: The most important thing to remember when you see yourself in a patient is that they're not actually you.
(Cut to: The Janitor is looking at Mr. O'Neil's head. Mr. O'Neil's head morphs into the Janitor's head.)
(Cut to: Perry is standing my Mr. Slydell's dead body. Mr. Slydell's head morphs into Perry's head.)
JD VOICEOVER: In fact sometimes they're actually who we wish we had the courage to be.
(While she talks, Mrs. Zebe's head morphs into JD's head.)
MRS. ZEBE: You know what? I'm gonna get through this. Just you watch. (Mrs. Zebe's head changes back to her own.) It's not like I can change what's already happened. The only thing to do is move forward, and deal with it. Right?
JD: Yeah.
EXT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL - EAST WING ENTRANCE
JD VOICEOVER: Right then I knew exactly what I had to do, come hell or high water.
(JD walks out of the hospital. He is tripped up by a rope and falls to the ground. Turk and two janitors run over to him.)
TURK: Haha! I got you, Juanita. Juanita, huh? Well you can Junita this right now.
(Turk and the janitors spray the flag of the USA onto JD's clothes using spray paint canisters. JD stands up, looking like a giant flag.)
JD: What the hell?
(Cut to: the Janitor is sitting on the hospital room.)
JANITOR: It's now or never.
(He grabs hold of a rope and swings down Tarzan style to where JD is standing. He grabs JD and lifts him up onto the flagpole, and jumps back down to the ground, leaving JD at the top of the pole.)
JD: Are you gonna let me down any time soon?
JANITOR: Not until you spend a little time acting like a flag.
(JD grabs hold of the pole with his hands and let his legs flail about in the wind.)
JD VOICEOVER: As I acted like a flag, I sensed that the Janitor learned nothing from this experience.
(An old man wearing a military uniform walks up to the flagpole and salutes. The Janitor salutes.)
INT. PERRY AND JORDAN'S APARTMENT
(Perry is feeding his son.)
JD VOICEOVER: Doctor Cox on the other hand got halfway there. He may always be angry at work, but he learned to control himself when it counts.
PERRY: Jackie, would you like some hotdogs.
JACK: I don't want hotdogs.
(Jack pushes his plate full of food off the table, breaking it.)
PERRY: That's OK, because we've got your favorite yoghurt.
INT. KIM'S APARTMENT
(Someone knocks on Kim's door. She goes to open it. JD is standing on the other side, holding up a pizza.)
JD VOICEOVER: As for me I finally came through, even if it was a little late.
JD: Can we talk?
KIM: That'd be great.